420zeyn

Harry as a boyfriend: domestic life.

  • Harry: Have you seen my bandana? No not that one, the other one.
  • Harry: Where did you put the bananas babe, I can't find any... Oh wait there they are. *with mouth full of banana* Never mind.
  • Harry: BAAAAAABE I NEED YOUR HELP, THESE NEW JEANS I BOUGHT ARE TOO TIGHT AND I NEED HELP GETTING THEM ON... BABY?
  • Harry: Hey, babe... knock knock? Wait why are you putting your hand on my mou- *muffled rest of question*
  • Harry: Mmm oooh yeah... Right there. That's it.
  • You: Harry I'm spreading jam on your toast...
  • Harry: Fucking yeah you are...
bangingthepaynosaurus

Anonymous asked:

my liam thirst is slowly destroying me how can he be so perfect and adorable but so damn hot and attractive all at once it isn't fair i need a cold shower, omfg he's fucking amazing i want him so bad

paynoisperfection answered:

Oh, lovely, I KNOW. I feel your pain completely.

Look, Liam is LITERALLY the perfect mix of sweet/adorable/dorky/goofy/hot/sexy/cute and it makes me want to light myself on fire at least once a day to know that he exists in this world, honestly.

And YES, he IS amazing. His soul is amazing. His heart is amazing. His voice is amazing. His face is amazing. And we all know his BODY is amazing. I need all of those things in my life. I swear I’d be a happy woman if I could just cuddle him, kiss him and take care of him all the time. GOD. It makes me want to cry. lol

lukeisleisuring

lukeisleisuring:

LISTEN GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT: don’t you EVER apologize for your opinion bc it’s 100% yours and no one said that they can be right or wrong like thoughts themselves can’t be right or wrong bc they are YOURS and came from your fine ass brain and in reality people should be thanking you for sharing…

lukeisleisuring

lukeisleisuring:

exposingsmg:

I’m sorta sick of Selena’s transparent act about her “liking” Lorde so I’m just gonna address that.

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Selena’s song Come & Get It is about waiting around for a guy to come get your…. vagina. Sounds like a hooker song right?

Well Lorde is a feminist. Let me tell you the defeintion of what a…

Lmao. I supported this whole thing up until you said “YOUR OPINION IS WRONG”

that is the most blatantly black and white thought I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Like the literal fucking definition of black and white. “Lol ur wrong bc you don’t think the exact same way that I do”

no you’re not a god and they’re called opinions for a reason

opinion is one goddamned thing on earth that somebody could have without feeling wrong for having it unlike certain materials and
physical/personality traits but here you are, another fucking black and white opinion nazi, shooting that down

like no

Selena should be proud of voicing her motherfucking opinions even though armies of people like you come along to destroy her

you can call everything under the sun wrong for all I care. but the moment you start calling someone’s fucking thoughts, something that 100% belong to them and no one else that they so kindly decided to share with you, wrong, you are one fucked up human being. that’s just my opinion and there’s no way I’m fucking apologizing for it

constantclifford-deactivated201

lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more